Monday Night Football

If you're watching Monday Night Football, you first need to get a job because you obviously don't have one such that you can go to bed that late, and then you have to get a life.

Hey I like football. It's mildly entertaining, much more so with a judicious application of beer. But seriously, keep that shit on the weekends.

Let's recap... Monday Night Football...get a job...get a life.

I now return you to your shitty life.